Ahch-To is the new Degobah.
:crying: (Also, I like how similar this shot is to Rey’s and that the theme played with it is Rey’s.)
So no more jokes about how hard it is to understand him with the “apparatus”?
If it’s time for the Jedi to end then why is Luke training Rey?
What the hell are these things and will the toys also dump red ink all over the place?
Finn gets a raw deal in this trailer. I can’t wait to see where he winds up.
Poe just can’t catch a break with his X-wings.
I’m glad we haven’t seen the last of the “spitty” lightsaber.
Jesus, Luke, we get it. You wanted to teach your friend’s kid about the Force. Now your school’s been burned to the ground, your friend is dead, and the political system that was holding the galaxy together has been destroyed. You fucked up. Don’t worry. Rey’s got this.
Five bucks says this one ends with someone losing a hand.
Here’s the letter she was reading…
Dear Senator Thurmond,
I write to express my sincere opposition to the confirmation of Jefferson B. Sessions as a federal district court judge for the Southern District of Alabama. My professional and personal roots in Alabama are deep and lasting. Anyone who has used the power of his office as United States Attorney to intimidate and chill the free exercise of the ballot by citizens should not be elevated to our courts. Mr. Sessions has used the awesome powers of his office in a shabby attempt to intimidate and frighten elderly black voters. For this reprehensible conduct, he should not be rewarded with a federal judgeship.
I regret that a long-standing commitment prevents me from appearing in person to testify against this nominee. However, I have attached a copy of my statement opposing Mr. Sessions’ confirmation and I request that my statement as well as this letter be made a part of the hearing record.
I do sincerely urge you to oppose the confirmation of Mr. Sessions.
Coretta Scott King
A sketch lampooning Sean M. Spicer, the White House press secretary, in which he was impersonated by Melissa McCarthy, the comic actress and a surprise guest star, stole the show.
For truly innovative political parody, look beyond the Oval Office to the briefing room, and to the comic genius of Melissa McCarthy.
More than being lampooned as a press secretary who makes up facts, it was Spicer’s portrayal by a woman that was most problematic in the president’s eyes, according to sources close to him.
SNL it's time. Cast Rosie O'Donnell as Bannon, the world needs this. We will never ask for another thing again. pic.twitter.com/54jj62ZFni— Shop Politics (@Shop_Politics) February 7, 2017