I know you are but what am I?
(Pee Wee walks into a bar to make a phone call. The bikers notice him.)
Biker: “Didn’t you know this is a private club of the Satan’s Helpers?!”
Pee-Wee: “No one hipped me to that, dude.”
I just caught myself saying that to one of these customer support schmucks. =-)
P.S. (I’m just bitter because my car broke at lunch and I have to cough up $173.)