Please do not, under any condition, see XXX. It is a bad, bad movie. Spend your valuable time doing something drastically more enjoyable. Like cleaning your toilet or shaving off your kneecaps with a belt sander. Save yourself from turning into me, a quivering shell of my former self, hoping desperately to purge the foul memory of that awful, awful film from my infested mind. Save your money. Read a book. Reorganize your sock drawer. Just don’t — please don’t — see XXX.