OMG:

Shawn Morrison: Figured you’d appreciate this. Just woke up because… A COCKROACH WAS CRAWLING ON MY LEG IN MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!!!! IN MY BED!!!!!!!!!

Me: NO!!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOOOOO NONONONO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO!!!!!nnnnnnnjwuwi

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