I’d forgotten about this monologue, absolutely one of the greatest of all time, from Jack Black’s third time hosting SNL in 2005, despite the fact that I ripped a copy of it to iTunes and it's been rattling around in my music library for 20+ years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxJbOdK7TY8
@tvaziri CBS is in great hands, Todd.
As spotted by Ryan Estrada on Bluesky, HOLY SHIT
Paramount+ created a thumbnail for "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" where it genAI-filled a closeup shot of Shatner, giving him a sensible haircut and a suit and tie.
LEFT: Paramount+RIGHT: The shot from the movie
RE: https://xoxo.zone/@mathowie/116653851336065738
The guy who said the Apple Watch would give you wrist cancer is now the head of "60 Minutes".
23 Hours Later, Stephen Colbert returns to TV
https://blast-o-rama.com/2026/05/23/23-hours-later-stephen-colbert-returns-to-tv/
45.
Mentally still in my 30s, physically sometimes feels like I’m in my 50s, overall feeling pretty good as I settle into the meaty part of middle-aged. The grays multiply daily but I’m enjoying it.
Douglas Adams died 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad. And has been widely regarded as a very bad thing.
Cookie Monster, as cookie crumbs fall from his lips: Me worry Americans not understand how me operate, think me just want cookies.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/chief-justice-john-roberts-says-justices-are-not-political-actors-rcna343958
Segmented rings
#p5js #creativecoding #art
Patent pending
Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is...
My favorite thing about calling any financial institution is discovering that you’re the first person to have your question, ever. They’ve never encountered such a thing before. It’s like watching a baby bird open its eyes, but over the course of 45 minutes while listening to hold music.
Happy 23rd anniversary to Apple’s finest iPod.
I hear Cook is going to issue pardons to the design team on his last day.
From 2007-2022 I posted 56,000 tweets to Twitter before I quit forever. I had three different backups saved as json and 3Gb of images I posted.
I saved it all to a directory and asked Claude to make me a standalone web page for me in a few minutes and it's really incredible.
25th Amendment suspensionImpeachment in the HouseConviction in the SenateRemoval from officeIndictmentTrial and ConvictionImprisonmentCivil litigationConfiscation of assetsExileRemoval of name from all public buildingsDestruction of monuments and works
Happy First Contact Day 🖖🏽#StarTrek
I think it’s time.
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