(Pee Wee walks into a bar to make a phone call. The bikers notice him.)

Biker: “Didn’t you know this is a private club of the Satan’s Helpers?!”

Pee-Wee: “No one hipped me to that, dude.”

I just caught myself saying that to one of these customer support schmucks. =-)

P.S. (I’m just bitter because my car broke at lunch and I have to cough up $173.)