November 5, 2001

Death By Toothbrush

Rob thought he’d almost cashed in his chips when his hand accidently bonked my electric toothbrush this evening. The toothbrush became confused, started to do its vibrating, toothbrushing thing. Which would have been fine had the plastic cap not still been on. The resulting sound was truely nightmarish. Rob thought his time was up. “Twenty-four years… and then the toothbrush.” We had a good laugh.

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