November 22, 2002

Insanity Thy Name Is Commerce

The question you have to ask yourself once you’ve made the decision to plan your whole weekend around the opening of a new retail establishment is, “What kind of sick, geeky, degenerate materialist have I become?” If the answer you arrive at is anything other than, “The best kind!” Then you should consider changing your plans … and seeking professional help. If, however, you manage to clear that hurdle, you’re home free and might as well just decide to enjoy the opening of the new Apple Store.

Tabitha and I will be here tomorrow morning. =-)

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